Per chi già non la conosce, e ovviamente conosce l'inglese: in quanti l'avete capita al primo colpo?
So, I hear all my friends tell me how much they like New York, so I decide I'm gonna go visit. I take the plane to New York from Rome, an' by the time I get there, it's the middle of the night.
So I go to my hotel, and find my room, and I look around, an' on my bed there's a pillow an' a blanket but no sheet.
So I go to the front desk an' say, "Hey! I wanna sheet!"
The guy at the desk say, "Everybody wanna sheet."
An' I say, "No, I wanna sheet onna bed!"
An' he say, "You don't getta sheet onna bed you sonna ma bitch,"
I don't even know this guy, an' he call me sonna ma bitch.
So I keep yellin' at this guy, an' they throw me outta the hotel, an' by now it's getting light out, so I go lookin' for breakfast.
I find a nice place to eat, and order the eggs and bacon. An' when they bring me the plate, there's the eggs an' the bacon, but only one piece of toast. So I go to the counter an' say, "Hey! I want two piece!"
An' the kid say, "Everybody want two piece."
An' I say, "No, I want two piece onna plate!"
An' he say, "You don't get two piece onna plate, you sonna ma bitch!"
I don't even know this kid, an' he call me sonna ma bitch.
So I keep yellin' at this kid, an' they throw me out of the place.
So it's middle of the day now, an' I'm really gettin' hungry, so I find a nice restaurant, an' I order the steak. An' when they put the food onna table, there's the plate, and the knife, but no fock. So I call the waitress and say, "I wanna fock."
An' she say, "Everybody wanna fock."
An' I say, "No, I wanna fock onna table!"
An' she say, "You don't getta fock onna table, you sonna ma bitch!"
I don't even know this lady, an' she call me sonna ma bitch.
So, I keep yellin' at this lady, an' they throw me outta the restaurant.
An' now I decide that New York isn't as nice as my friends say, so I go back to the airport. An' in the airport, there's a nun standin' there askin' for money. So I give her some change an' she says, "Peace on you."
An' I say, "Piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I'm goin' home to Italy!"
